uglybloggerlol:

“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 

Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

sapphrikah:

nextyearsgirl:

kittens have their first sips of water [x]

“GOD DAMN THAT’S REFRESHING”

I SAY GODDAMN

potteraddicted:

# oh dear god # look at her face # look at her trying to make friends # anyone who tells me that hermione had friends pre-series is so incredibly wrong

kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

bookwormstache:

So today I was sitting in English class and i swear to god I heard the tardis

the tardis

I got up and asked to go to the bathroom and tried to follow the sound

I followed it to the class two doors down did not knock and walked in

They were watching Doctor who and one guy at the back yelled

“See Miss! I told you if you didn’t lower it down it would summon the nerds” 

shakespeareintellectualbadass:

hopperthedragon:

hogwartskidsproblems:

sodamnrelatable:

So we made tumblrs.

#Not Voldemort 

yah he really put his soul into it

oh my god

you-irritate-me:

letsplaywithlightning:

p34rs:

giveme1reasontostay:

hold-on-till-drae:

I think tumblr hasn’t been paying enough attention to Dylan
Look at him
He’s perfect

and cole, well, we no longer speak of him

*he who must not be named*

Coledemort

reblogging for coldemort

chauvinistsushi:

bedhead-and-cigarettes:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME,  and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.

I MADE A THING

paperjamtavros:

ilikerhinestones:

kubbypan:

then and now

well

i see someone sold their soul to satan

omgHOLY FUCK

I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE

I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.

 ITS BACK

DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.

OH MY GOD

what even,

this is music

this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time

gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

neilpatrickharry:

pancakebatters:

I  just find it hilarious that eurovision was invented because europe was like “no more war guys, fight it out  through songs” 

i find it hilarious that it worked

regenbogentraum:

so basically we hate eurovision but we watch it anyway

bennetwilcox:

welcome to europe

oh-my-larry-feels:

 #i just love that harry always stands like a girl in her prettiest dress #and louis stands with his legs wide like a big tough man #sighghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh